lp77=.add what level?:/auser $? $1 | /guser $? $1 3
lp78=.add2: /auser 2 $1 | /guser 2 $1 3 | /notice $1 You have Been Added To My Auto-Op list CONGRADULATIONS!!!! $1 please type +stats +access +commands NOW!
lp79=.add3: /auser 3 $1 | /guser 3 $1 3 | /notice $1 You have Been Added To My Auto-Op list CONGRADULATIONS!!!! $1 please type +stats +access +commands NOW!
lp80=.add5: /auser 5 $1 | /guser 5 $1 3 | /notice $1 You have Been Added To My Auto-Op list And Protect List CONGRADULATIONS!!!! $1 please type +stats +access +commands NOW!
lp81=.add7: /auser 7 $1 | /guser 7 $1 3
lp82=.add3 $?: /auser 3 $? | /guser 3 $? 3
lp83=.add5 $?: /auser 5 $? | /guser 5 $? 3
lp84=.SHITLIST! $1: /auser =999 $$1 | /guser =999 $$1 3 | /ban $1 3 | /say A HitMan was hired to snuff you out $1 | /timer5 1 5 /kick # $$1 SHITLISTED!
lp90=.trout:/me slaps $1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
lp91=.stone:/me has benn turned to stone cause of $1 's uglyness!
lp92=.paper towel:/me gets mad and throws a wet paper towel at $1!
lp93=.match:/me sticks a lit match between $1 's toes!
lp94=.bat:/me gets a blue plastic bat and smashes $1 with it " BATTER UP!! "
lp95=.surprise:/me sneaks up behind $1 and puts a live tarantula down $1 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
lp96=.love:/me falls in love with $1 's beauty....
lp97=.Warning:/me warns $1 to watch their mouth or risk being kicked!
lp98=Fight Actions
lp99=.Block Attack:/me blocks $$1's futile and hopeless attack!
lp100=.Glare at User:/me glares sharply at $$1 !
lp101=.Punch User:/me punches $$1 sharply in the nose!
lp102=.Shoot User:/me blows $$1 away with a double barrel shotgun!
lp103=.Grenade User:/me takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$1! | /say Damn...what a BLAST!!!
lp104=.Hang User:/me puts a tight rope around $$1's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say hung!!!
lp105=.Cast Spell:/me casts a magical spell of $?="What kind of spell?" upon $$1!
lp106=.punch user:/me pulls back his fist and Hits $$1 Sharply in there $$?="where did ya hit um??"!!!! | /say that hurt LOL LOL!!!
lp107=.kick user:/me moves back to do a roundhouse and hit $$1 in the $$?="and you hit them..."!!!
lp108=.shoot user with?:/say Ok, you R bugging me, Tyme to get ruff, $$1 | /me pulls out his $$?="your???" and Shoots it at $$1 to cause some MAJOR damage to their $$?="damage to??"
lp109=.sword user:/say Want to bring this bak in tyme?? | /me gets on his armor and ulls out his Version 5.83 Dark Dragon Sword | /say you asked fer it | /me hits $$1 with the sword in their $$?="where did you hit um??"
lp110=.monster:/say arugh, you are beetin me | /me falls to the ground | /me turns in to a Huge monster with 300 teeth and a large tail!!! | /me growls
lp111=.ms Tail:/say HAHAHAHAHA | /me whips tail at $$1 to break their $$?="what did ya break??" | /me shows his 300 teeth!
lp112=.ms fire:/say GRRRRRR | /me opens mouth and blows fire at $$1, charing their $$?=charing there..."
lp113=.ms goback:/say I am not being fair am I?? | /me turns back to a mortal
lp114=Love Actions
lp115=.Hug:/me gives $$1 a HUGE ::HUG::!
lp116=.Kiss: /me ::kisses:: $$1 !
lp117=.Slow Kiss:/me takes $$1 into his arms and kisses her passionately!
lp118=.Cuddle:/me cuddles up closely to $$1 !
lp119=.Caress:/me caresses $$1 gently and holds her.
lp120=.Embrace:/me embraces $$1
lp121=.Love:/me LOVES $$1 ::HUGS::!
lp122=.Propose:/me gets down on his knees before the lovely $$1, "$$1, will you marry me?" | /say *SMILE*
lp123=.-
lp124=.Sing:/me sings to $$1!
lp125=.Give Rose:/me presents $$1 with a perfect red rose @--,-'---
lp126=.Dance:/me dances slowly with $$1!
lp127=.Tickle:/me *tickles* $$1 all over!
lp128=.Freeze:/me drops a cold ice cube down $$1's shirt!
lp129=General Actions
lp130=.Grin Wicked:/me grins at $$1 wickedly!
lp131=.Smile:/me smiles warmly at $$1!
lp132=.Laugh at:/me laughs uncontrollably at $$1!
lp133=.Play ASCII Art:/play c:\mirc37\ascii\ $+ $$?"Give name of file to play" $+ .txt
lp134=NOISEKICK!
lp135=.NoiseKick On:/ruser $1 $+ ! | /guser =18 $$1 3 | /notice $me [""NOISE KICK ON""] If $1 speakes, $1 will be kicked. | /notice $1 *{NoiseKick}* NoiseKick activated, if you speak, you will be kicked. So SHUT UP!
lp139=.sk1:/me follows $1 to a party one night.... | /me waits until $1 goes inside and then breaks into his car.... | /me exchanges $1's MegaDeth CD with the new Enigma CD | /say Later that night, $1 decides to crank some tunes on his drive home... | /say $1 falls asleep at the wheel and plows into an Exxon Truck.... | /kick $1
lp141=.sk4:me notices that $1 is idling.. | /me decides to get rid of him | /me picks up $1 and throw him out of # | /kick # $1
lp142=.sk5:/me gags $1 and stuffs him in a Cow suit, then tosses him into a corral with a horny bull. <<Mmmmmoooooo!>> | /kick # $1
lp143=.sk6:/say it's April, the season of growing, and the
lp144=.sk7:/me intercepte la balle, drible et shoot! | /kick # $1
lp145=.sk8:/me kicks $1 in the chest...**Kaiaaaaa; | /kick # $1
lp146=.sk9:/me smashes $1's head with a baseball bat *BOK*#!! | /kick # $1
lp147=.sk10:/me pulls down the switch to the electric chair | /kick # $1
lp148=.sk11:/me dons his priestly garb. | /me dispatches $1's soul on its way to the pearly gates. | /kick # $1
lp149=.sk12:/me grabs $1 by the hair and jams him face first into the toilet... | /me does the royal flush. | /kick # $1
lp150=.sk13:/me throws $1 carelessly to the floor. | /me does the moonwalk up and down $1's ass. | /kick # $1
lp151=.sk15:/say ENEMAI OFT MI CHAR N DYE! | /me casts a Fireball that goes streaking across the channel at $1 | /me watches as $1's corporeal form is devoured in flame! | /kick # $1
lp152=.sk16:/me pulls out his portable chalkboard. | /me shows $1 the function of relativity for chaos mathematics. | /me watches as $1's brain shorts out with a puff of putrid smoke! | /kick # $1
lp153=SPLATTER KICK 2
lp154=.sk17:/say $1 - what is your real name? | /say $1 - what is your quest? | /say $1 - what's the average air speed of a coconut laden swallow? | /kick # $1
lp155=.sk18:/me waves his hands and turns into Michael Jordan for a instant. | /say $1 give me those Nike's! | /me leaves a court shoe print across $1's face. | /kick # $1
lp156=.sk19:/me casts Otto's Irresistible Dance on $1. | /me then casts Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter on $1. | /me watches as $1 laughs and dances off the channel. | /kick # $1
lp157=.sk20:/me grabs $1's tongue and pulls it wayyyyy out. | /me takes out locking ring and loops it through $1's tongue. | /me then fastens the ring to a Lotus Esprit and drives off. | /kick # $1
lp158=.sk21:/me becomes bored with $1, cranks some tunes. | /me takes a dancing flower and shoves it up $1's ass! | /me watches as $1 goes through several interesting convulsions. | /kick # $1
lp159=.sk22:/me looks to his left...then to his right. | /me takes out a little black bag and points it at $1 | /me watches as $1 is attacked by a mob of pirhana clams!!! | /kick # $1
lp161=.sk24:/say ENEMAI OFT MI SPIRU CRIE!!! | /me invokes $1's worst nightmare from $1's mind. | /me watches as $1 is devoured by $1's Rosanne Barr. | /kick # $1
lp162=.sk25:/me decides to use calculus on $1. | /me takes the second derivative of $1. | /me is astonished... he has just disproved $1's existence!!! | /kick # $1
lp163=.sk26:/me reaches into one of his many pockets. | /me draws forth a wand with an emerald tip. | /me points the wand at $1 and utters arcane words of power... | /kick # $1
lp164=.sk27:/me waves at $1 with complex motions and changes his appearance. | /me turns $1 into a really cool purple lamp shade with pink polka dots. | /say NOT | /kick # $1
lp165=.sk28:/say Ha $1, so you think yourself my equal...hmmm... | /say But I have something I must tell you... | /say You see $1, I am not left handed either. | /kick # $1
lp166=.sk29:/say Pawn jumps $1. | /say Bishop jumps $1. | /say It's good to be the king. | /kick # $1
lp167=.sk30:/me dumps a can of gasoline on $1 | /me lights a match and tosses it. | /me laughs as $1 turns squirms and smokes to a blackened crisp. | /kick # $1
lp168=SPLATTER KICK 3
lp169=.sk31:/me opens a cannister of liquid nitrogen. | /me dumps it all over $1 | /me laughs $1 become stiff, then shatter into thousands of gleaming shards. | /kick # $1
lp170=.sk32:/me pulls out a bottle of hydrocloric acid. | /me splashes it in $1's face. | /me watches $1 as skin runs in rivulets from bone until only a pool remains. | /kick # $1
lp171=.sk33:/me prays to the Gods of IRC for assistance. | /me watches for a sign... | /me laughs as $1 is seared by lightning and torn asunder. | /kick # $1
lp172=.sk34:/me pulls out a finely engraved iron wrought long sword. | /me runs $1 through and waits until $1 stops gurgling. | /me then yanks the sword up through $1's spine, rib cage, and lungs. | /kick # $1
lp173=.sk35:/me prays silently to the IRC Gods for assistance. | /me watches the skies for a sign... | /me laughs as the ground beneath $1 shakes and splits open engulfing $1. | /kick # $1
lp174=.sk36:/me calls upon the Daemon Primarch Mortarion to answer his summons. | /say now $1 feel the wrath of the Prince of Plagues. | /me watches as $1 dissolves into a mass of blisters and bleeding scars. | /kick # $1
lp175=.sk37:/me grabs $1 by the neck and props $1's mouth open. | /me stuffs large quantities of frozen ice cream bars down $1's throat. | /me sets $1 off to the side to admire his new full size PEZ distributor... | /kick # $1
lp176=.sk38:/me grabs $1 by the neck and hooks $1's upper jaw over his thumb. | /me takes careful aim while stretching $1 wayyy out... | /me releases $1... *twang* | /kick # $1
lp177=.sk39:/me grabs $1 by the right nostril and pulls it wayyy out... | /me looks around for a suitable imple | /ment of devise for $1... | /me grabs a running chainsaw and stuffs it up $1's right nostril... | /kick # $1
lp178=.sk40:/me becomes a magical conduit between the Prime and Negative Material Planes... | /me then touches $1, draining $1's life essence away... | /say What life? He's on irc all the damn time! | /kick # $1
lp179=.sk41:/me pulls a small, deadly vial from his pocket. | /me breaks the vial over $1's head... | /me laughs as $1 suddenly turns into MiSTiK! | /kick # $1
lp180=.sk42:/me pulls out a sharp battle axe and slices off $1's head.. | /me watches the head roll to the floor, covering $C with blood.. | /me slings the axe over his shoulder and laughs with murderous glee! | /kick # $1
lp181=.sk43:/me 'accidentally' bumps into $1 on the observation deck at the Empire State Building.... | /me laughs as he watches $1 go for the plunge.... | /kick # $1
lp182=.sk44:/me searches for a small explosive... | /me finds a half stick of dynamite... | /me blows $1's ass out of the known world... | /me wishes $1 pleasant dreams and a happy tomorrow... | /kick # $1
lp183=.sk45:/me puts $1 into an electric chair and throws the switch..... | /kick # $1
lp184=.sk46:/me tosses $1 into a microwave oven and sets the dial on 'HIGH'.... | /kick # $1
lp185=SPLATTER KICK 4
lp186=.sk47:/me picks up a cordless-drill with a paint-stripper... | /me decides that $1 could REALLY use an enema... | /kick # $1
lp187=.sk48:/me ties a rope around the neck of $1 and places him over the trap-door... | /kick # $1
lp188=.sk49:/me *** LAMER PROTECTION ENGAGED *** | /me Weeeeeeep! Weeeeeeep! Weeeeeeeeep! | /me Lamer spotted!! Lowering targets on the lamer! | /MSG $1 Tag, your it! | /kick # $1
lp189=.sk50:/me loads a laser guided AARM-32b smartbomb into the F-16E. | /me watches as the sights level on $1. | /msg $C look out below! | /me watches as the bomb hits $1 and pounds him 20ft into the ground. | /kick # $1
lp190=.sk51:/me pulls the scalp off of $1. | /me eats the scalp | /msg # Mmmmm! finger lickin' good!! | /kick # $1
lp191=.sk52:/me raises his arms to the sky and feels energy flow into his veins. | /me points his finger at $1... | /me opens his hands and releases the energy at $1 | /say
lp192=.sk53:/me approaches $1's swaying body. | /me takes hold of $1's neck. | /me removes $1's head and spine from it's body. | /say Rrrrrriiiiiiipppp!!! | /me turns $1's head to show $1 the lifeless body. | /kick # $1
lp193=.sk54:/me removes his mask revealing his skull. | /me lets forth a stream of fire upon $1's swaying body. | /say $1 is engulfed by hellish flames. | /say
lp194=.sk55:/me approaches $1's fear paralyzed body. | /me thrusts his hand into $1's chest. | /say $1's rib cage is seperated. | /say
lp195=.sk56:/nick _Sonya_ | /me gazes upon your quaking body. | /me undress you with her eyes and moves her hand to her lips. | /me blows you a kiss which takes the shape of a flaming ball. | /say $1's body is consumed by the "Flames of Lust." | /kick # $1
lp196=.sk57:/me after executing a devastating flying kick, $1's body sways. | /me approaches $1 and glances at his target. | /me hurls himself through the air, cartwheeling towards $1. | /me swings his harm and makes shattering contact with $1's jaw. | /say
lp197=.sk58:/me looks into $1's eyes. | /me approaches $1 with lightning speed. | /me pauses to look one last time at $1 panic stricken face. | /say THOCK | /me punches $1 head from $1's neck with inhuman strength. | /kick # $1
lp198=.sk59:/me puts on his black hood. | /me escorts $1 to the guillotine. | /say Any final requests before the blade drops? | /say No ? Good! | /kick # $1
lp199=.sk60:/me spits out a wad of chewing tobacco | /say *pbpbth* | /say Listen $1, we don't like yer kind around here... | /say so git on out er we'll throw yuh out! | /kick # $1
lp200=.sk61:/me decides to get REALLY liquored up! | /me grabs a shotgun and takes pot shots at passing clouds. | /me is waaayyyy too drunk, though, and starts taking out other objects in his vicinity. | /kick # $1 Blam! Blam! Blam! Whoops! Oh well...Blam!
lp201=.sk62:/me grabs $1 by his little dick. | /me pulls hard and swings $1 around the channel. | /me swings faster until $1 's dick snaps off. | /me watches as $1 flies off the channel. | /kick # $1 Forgot your mushroom cap!
lp202=.sk63:/me and $1 are waiting at the bus stop. | /me watches as the bus approaches... | /me nudges $1 out into traffic before the bus can stop. | /kick # $1 You gonna eat this lunch?
lp203=SPLATTER KICK 5
lp204=.sk64:/me hates violence. | /me hates violent people, too. | /me thinks that $1 is too violent. | /me grabs $1 by the neck and lifts $1 off the ground. | /me shoves his fist through $1 's midsection. | /me head-butts his surprised face before dropping $1 to the floor./ | /kick # $1 I'm a nice guy, really.
lp205=.sk65:/me decides to build a fire. | /me takes the first dead wood he sees and throws $1 in the pit. | /me covers $1 with gasoline and strikes a match. | /me doesn't seem to hear $1 squealing like a pig for mercy as he drops the match. | /kick # $1 Poof! Hmm... Charbroil! My favorite!
lp206=.sk66:/me looks bored. | /me decides to interest himself by mangling $1. | /me shoves his fist into $1 's chest and pulls out a handful of capillaries. | /me begins knitting a sweater. | /kick # $1 Knit One, Pearl Two....
lp207=.sk67:/me takes out a bloodstained axe and acquires an evil grin | /say >:)=) | /me lifts the axe high above $1's head... | /kick # $1
lp208=.sk68:/me suggests that $1 do his Kurt Cobain impression. | /me watches as $1 props a shotgun to his mouth and blows his brains out. | /me waits for three days before an electrician finds $1 and throws him out. | /kick # $1 That's not teen spirit you smell.....
lp209=.sk69:/me wonders how well $1 would work as a conductor. | /me ties $1 to the base of a lightning rod. | /me is pleased as a storm starts brewing and lightning strikes the rod. | /me takes notes as $1 's nervous system becomes a superconductor. | /kick # $1 For the good of science, not you.
lp210=.sk70:/me wonders where $1 really came from. | /me does a smathering of research, only to discover that the best part of $1 ran down some whore's leg. | /kick # $1 We can always try again later, honey.
lp211=.sk71:/me thinks $1 whines too much. | /me thinks $1 does more whining than Gallo. | /me suggests $1 go visit California to be with the other cheap whines. | /kick # $1 I hate whine...
lp212=.sk72:/me smells something terrible. | /me figures out that it's $1 who smells like a dead elephant on a hot summer's day. | /me decides to send $1 to the cleaners. | /kick # $1 Put it on my tab.
lp213=.sk73:/me watches too much Mr. Wizard. | /me decides to try an experiment./say Now $1 you hold this putty, while I hook up these wires.... | /me feigns shock as $1 's ass is blown into next week. | /kick # $1 For my next experiment....
lp214=.sk74:/me has always been fascinated by Don Herbert. | /me wants to try an experiment with $1. | /me wants to monitor the brain levels of a moron. | /me frowns at the results. | /kick # $1 What was I thinking? Need a brain first.
lp215=.sk75:/me tries to find where $1 beings and where $1 ends. | /me notices the circle that $1 's body makes from neck, to ass, to neck again. | /me has never seen a life-form on this low of the food chain. | /kick # $1 T'was a mercy killing.
lp216=.sk76:/me looks over and sees $1 desperately trying to bend far enough to suck himself off. | /me wonders why no one else has kicked him for such pathetic behavior. | /me notices that no one else is paying attention to him. | /kick # $1 Try #jack-off!
lp217=.sk77:/me waves an ancient druid sceptre over $1 | /me chants "KLATU! VERATTA! NIKTU!" | /me waits as nothing happens | /me says "Fuck this" and busts the sceptre up $1's ass | /kick * $1 That's GOTTA hurt!
lp218=.sk79:/me kicks $1 through a time warp.... | /say $1 lands at the Jim Jones incident.... | /say Jim Jones says "Hey $1! How about some PurpleSaurus Rex Kool Aid?" | /say $1 chugs a pitcher and says "damn, why is this stuff so good?" | /say Jim Jones says, "Well $1, it's either the nutrasweet or the cynanide!" | /kick # $1 DOH!
lp219=.sk80:/me shows $1 a broomstick and some KY..... | /say Suddenly some cheap 70's porno film music comes on [BOOMP-CHICKA-BOOMP-BOWWWWW!] | /say $1 decides he'd prefer not to take chances and runs like fuck.... | /kick # $1 And don't let the door hit ya on the way out!
lp220=.sk81:/me jumps through a time warp that has somehow manifested in his garage... | /me notices a bird fly by... | /me steps on a worm that the bird _should_ have gotten... | /say The bird sees an old man sitting on a rock next to the tree where his nest is. | /say The bird pecks the old man to death. | /say It just turns out that the old man is one of $1's ancestors... | /say Upon this paradox of the space/time continium, $1 pops out of existence... | /kick # $1 POOF!
